PROMOTION

been working hard all week
on promotional stuff for a stall i got lined up
a berth at brum climate change festival
climate change festival?
yeah you heard it right:
a nine-day second-city extravaganza
a search for positive solutions
to the malaise we're in...
for my stall
i've designed a giant display panel
two metres high
a logo
lettering
a strapline
a sales pitch:
save £££
help the planet
live better!
some (hopefully) interesting facts about CO2
(can CO2 be interesting?)
some photos of polar bears
organic food
yours truly
a striking visual hook
to prick the curiosity of potential punters
to attract them over to find out more
then
once i've reeled them in
a quiz to keep them engaged
and a free drop-in surgery
dontcha know
like at design exhibitions
where i will hold court
(tee hee!)
and convince the punters of the benefits
of taking me on as a consultant...
ah i dunno
it's uncharted territory this business malarkey
we'll see how it goes
they may love it
and they may well hate it
the proof as they say will be in the vegan pudding...
tomorrow is a special day
my little girl's fifth birthday
h is having some friends round for a party
and i'll be games mc:
no modern shenannigans
i'm a sucker for the old chestnuts
treasure hunt
pin the tail on the donkey
musical bumps
pass the parcel
blind man's buff
they'll love it!
goodnight and adieu